Hello. My name is David, and I’m in love with a snake. I used to be
ophidiophobic, but I’ve begun a steady program of exposure therapy. I
now spend a lot of time with a Python, and it has opened my eyes. I
guess it should come as no surprise, as Most of the
gun-loving-free-world has a soft spot for Colt’s snakes. These badass
guns were built in staggering numbers from 1955 until 2005. There are
many who believe that the Colt Python is the single best revolver ever
to be produced. In a world with a lot of revolvers, many of which are
exceptionally well made guns, that is a bold claim. But it hardly stops
there. As some of those Python backers also believe that revolvers are
vastly superior to automatics, the Python begins to look like to
pinnacle of immense handgun pyramid.
Specs
This Python, which was made in 1968, has a 6″ barrel. They were made
with short barrels (as short as 2.5″) and with longer 8″ barrels, and
several in between. The 6″ gun is substantial. The full length barrel
lug adds weight to an already heavy design. I’d have to break out a
scale to weigh this thing, but to hell with that. It is 3 pounds, easy.
This gun was made in the era that appreciated big-block engines and
curves on women. There were none of these models that look like tall
boys, or hybrid cars. And they weren’t shy about using American steel in
guns–there’s more steel in a Python than there is in a 2015 Ford
F-150. The grip (this one is not original to the gun) is huge. The fat
flair at the end of the one-piece design forces your hand up on the
grip.
The trigger on this one breaks like some of those anemic fashion
models, right at 8 pounds in double action mode, and just north of 3
pounds in single action. If poets still wrote romantic ballads, we’d be
awash in odes to the Python’s trigger. It is that good. In single
action, there is no creep. No take up. No over travel.
The sights are completely adjustable.
The Pythons were originally made in Royal Blue, like this one, and in
nickel plated versions. The nickel version was later replaced by
stainless steel. The longer barreled guns had full length vent ribs on
top, and the sights (both front and rear) are adjustable.
Make no mistake–the Python is a beast. With six rounds of .357, the
capacity is on par with most of the competition. The 6″ barrel produces
muzzle velocities in the 1,150 FPS range with 158 grain Federal
Hydra-Shok JHPs. That’s on the slow end of the .357s, as the bullet
weighs more. Basic .38s will leave the barrel anywhere from the high
800s to the low 1000s. That’s not bad, but I’d never carry anything in
the Python that wasn’t capable of taking down a moose, so I’m sticking
with the .357s.
With the stunning effectiveness of the Python, and the exquisite
aesthetics, why can’t you pop into your local FFL and buy a Python?
Most six-guns only hold six. Go figure.
No longer in production
This section is going to be filled with some conjecture. I’d be
willing to bet that most of it is 100% accurate. But Colt won’t comment,
and I think there’s a good reason for that, too. So I’ll stop being
vague and get to it.
1. Revolvers used to be popular. The Python, in
fact, was carried by a lot of law enforcement agencies. These were
standard issue firearms up into the 1990’s. And they were incredibly
reliable, accurate, and iconic–everything you’d want from a sidearm
except the capacity. So out they went. And as the public’s preference
for pistols grew, sales slumped. Bye-bye snakes.
2. These aren’t inexpensive guns. When a lot of
other guns are being made of plastic, the snakes start to look like
resource hogs. The tooling was antiquated and old fashioned, the
materials were pricy, and the market for the guns was not-so-slowly
drying up.
So the expensive guns for which there was a shrinking market started
were pulled from production. Clearly, we see now, the market hadn’t
dried up. Not completely. And the guns are selling for insane prices.
I’m going to jump in here with my consumer bias and say that the prices
for used Pythons are insane. $3,000? And that’s for a shooter in good
condition. You can find a better price, occasionally, and you can take
out a second mortgage for one that’s new-in-box, and unturned.
Side note: I got schooled in revolver valuation
recently, and I’d like to pass on this nugget. “Unfired” is easy enough
to fake. I can take a gun in reasonably good condition and spruce it up
so it looks new. “Unturned” means that the cylinder shows no marks from
rotation. This is a better way to evaluate the wear on a revolver. A
truly pristine, unturned, unfired Python will fetch a very high price–so
high that it is worth the risk for some to attempt to pass off fakes.
Caveat emptor.
Six inches of solid steel. These things had to be expensive to produce, even in 1955.
3. New Snakes? So let’s entertain a third option for
Colt’s decision to pull the Python. They may have seen the downward
slope of the supply/demand curve. What to do? Continue to flood the
market with expensive pistols? Hell no. Cut supply. Immediately. Let the
demand build. Watch what happens on the secondary market and figure out
where your price-point should be. Judge that delicate balancing point
between supply and demand that will allow you to charge a premium for a
product produced in limited numbers. Colt may be sitting on the snakes,
biding their time, waiting–somewhat snakelike–for the right time to
strike.
As guns are a popular topic of conversation here at GunsAmerica,
we’ve had numerous conversations around the virtual water-cooler about
Colt. More than Colt would like, I think. But we all love the snakes,
and can’t see why Colt doesn’t jump on the new-found popularity of the
revolver. Retro revolvers.
I
jacked up the focus on this photo, but the clean hole is still visible
behind the gun. That’s six from 25 yards, double action.
Shooting Snakes
You should take what I say about economics with a grain of salt. I’ve
got a Ph.D., but it isn’t in economics. And this is a review, so I’m
much more interested in how this thing shoots. I’m not one to put away
shiny collectables. I’ve got a seven year old boy, so I can’t use a
python as a coffee table set-about. If I can’t shoot it, it doesn’t
stick around long.
This one, though, shoots straight. It shoots better than any revolver
I’ve ever owned or shot. You’ll see what I mean when you look at the
target pics. I’m not that good with a revolver, but this one made me
feel like I could be a rockstar. And I did better with it in double
action than I did in single action, defeating my own long-held belief
that single action is superior. I used to take a constant ribbing from
Bob Lawman, a revolver expert,
about my half-assed revolver technique. He swore I would shoot better
if I just learned how to shoot a double action. Well Bob, I get it. The
trigger on this Python is smooth, light, and easy to stage. I can rock
the hammer back with the trigger and hold it all day long.
In single action, I kept dropping the trigger a bit unexpectedly. The
pull is light enough that I’d drop at least one round early. But the
double action pull was gratifying and has inflated my ego.
Same gun, same drill, different shooter. He didn’t have the double-action touch.
But I can get all six inside the trigger guard. Not that I’m bragging or anything, but I can shoot this gun.
Reliability
It is a revolver. What could possibly go wrong? According to the
wisdom of the internet, the Pythons are prone to timing issues as their
round counts escalate. Maybe so. The cylinder locks up tight to the
forcing cone on this one, and I had no issues with the timing. That
said, I would estimate the round count on this one to be very low. The
timing works fine.
If a Python were to get out-of-time, the cylinder would lock up with
the forcing cone–but not perfectly. This allows gas to escape. It can
even shave off bits of lead. I’ve fired revolvers and had to perform
basic first aid after. But that’s tremendously unlikely on a gun as well
built as this. A more likely scenario is that you’d sacrifice a bit of
accuracy and see more soot on the cylinder.
Teaser: How will the Python stand up to my 686? That’s coming next week.
Final thoughts?
This is my first Python. And I love it. Every time I look at it, I see the 1970s. I’ve seen a few episodes of
The Walking Dead,
but I’m not a zombie obsessed. I have a hard time suspending my
disbelief long enough to believe anyone (let alone roaming the
countryside in world where ammo is no longer being manufactured) would
carry anything other than a 9mm. But if I had Hollywood’s unending
supply lines and an steady stream of slightly lethargic targets that
wouldn’t shoot back, I’d carry a Python, too. Hell, I’d carry two. With a
double action trigger like this, I’d be dual-wielding like a maniac.
In the real world, though, I’m faced with a dilemma. While there is a
limited supply of Pythons, Colt’s competitors continue to push their
own, completely capable .357 revolvers. I have a hard time carrying a
gun this precious when there are less expensive guns that work (I almost
said just-as-well). If I were ever to use this in a defensive situation
(where it would no-doubt be confiscated), or if it were stolen, I’d
feel the loss. I’d have a huge Python shaped hole in my
revolver-loving-soul. Would it not be better to carry a Smith 686, or a
Ruger? Not that I wouldn’t pine at their loss, but I might not pine
as much.
I think the only thing to do is put it to the test. Head to head. Gun
vs. Gun. The Python vs. The Smith & Wesson 686. How will the the
snake stand up to the Smith? Stay tuned.
The back of the one-piece grips.
No matter what you think about revolvers, you have to admit that the Python is a handsome gun.
The long hammer spur makes cocking the gun easy.
The cylinder opens when this latch is slid back.
The plunger tucks neatly into the barrel lug. Apologies for the dust on the gun. That blue shows every spec of dust!
The rear sight is simple and effective.
The Python bears the Colt stamp.
An
aside. When I was typing up this review, I invented a new word that I
think we should add to the lexicon. Pythong. Is there a better word for a
G-string that grips you too tight? Not that I’d know from experience.
Dammit. Just keep digging this hole deeper.
